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MY BIRTHDAY!
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"Beware of the kitten"?
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But this...
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The mail arrived.
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But what...
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I don't know what it is, but I think
that we forgot something.
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You won't believe it, the bees
The assassins I ordered fled.
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-Fester, how terrible! How did this happen?
-I don't know.
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I take back what I said.
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Thing!
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You moved my package, didn't you?
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We've spoken thousands of times,
Don't touch other people's things.
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There's no point in making excuses.
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-You are being very naughty.
-Naughty.
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And you need to stop reading the mail.
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Not to mention using all the hot water
and smear everything with fingerprints.
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Morticia is right, it is being
very selfish, selfish, selfish.
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Oh, heavens, I don't think so
It worked very well.
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-Was I too harsh?
-No, we have to be honest.
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In fact, he doesn't get angry.
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For a long time.
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Thing?
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Sometimes I wish
his name was "Oo".
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"Ooo"?
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It is almost impossible to blow the
smoke and form "Morticia".
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Has anyone seen Thing?
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I went to his room to see if he wanted
for me to cut your nails.
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-But he didn't answer!
-I think he's still angry.
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In fact, he didn't even leave the room
since our conversation.
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True, he didn't even follow the
children to school today.
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What a blockhead.
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Good morning, Fester.
Did you have a bad night's sleep?
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No, I slept like a baby.
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-What a shame.
-It's not the worst. Feel.
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Congratulations, old man!
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He slept so much that moss grew.
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I wish it were moss.
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I think my hair is growing.
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Don't be silly, your father's only
grew when he was over 50.
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At least, around 55.
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You're right. Maybe it's just the stress
to fight with the Thing.
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Want me to help trim?
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Shaving only makes it grow faster.
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What if it never falls?
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My single days
they will be lost.
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It's not the same without Thing
guiding the needle.
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Or being stepped on.
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Don't you think it's time
to resolve this?
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You're right. It's not good to stay
confined to the room.
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Unless you're in prison
home and the State obliges.
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It wouldn't surprise me if he
is in bed tossing and turning.
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Are you hiding from us?
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His parents. It's incredible to
resemblance to his father.
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But he has his mother's thumb.
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Maybe we don't know something about him.
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That was his fantasy
Halloween two years ago.
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He dressed up as a hand
by Michael Jackson.
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-Look, Thing has messages.
-Maybe they'll tell us where to find him.
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But that would be violation
of privacy.
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You have a message.
Sunday, two in the afternoon.
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It was yesterday.
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It's from Jessica.
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-He didn't go to the meeting.
-How strange.
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You know how he likes
of handshakes.
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His bed wasn't used yesterday,
the candy is still there.
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Good thing it's mint,
chocolate melts in his hand.
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Do you think he... disappeared?
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-What do you think?
-That's from when he was a baby.
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He has changed a lot.
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Look.
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When his parents and he went to
Chernobyl on vacation.
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See?
Palm piercing.
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He was a typical teenager.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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It seems like it was yesterday...
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that was drumming through the
my cobwebs.
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Mama, it was yesterday.
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But I understand.
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We all miss him.
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Somewhere in this cold world
and cruel going one inch at a time.
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That piece was very valuable.
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Whoever played has a great aim.
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There's a ticket!
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It must be Wonda's, the girl who
I met him at the truck rally.
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She hates using the phone.
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Wait a minute, I mean
that she is out there.
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-What's that, Fester?
-I don't want her to see me.
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With my hair growing,
she will never want me.
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It's not from Wonda.
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It's a ransom demand.
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I don't believe it!
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Thing has been kidnapped!
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And says, "Someone disinterested
hand over the money
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or you'll never see the whole Thing again."
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BOYD and HOWE
INVESTIGATIONS
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Boyd and Howe, investigators.
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Ah, sorry, I thought
was Raw and Boiled.
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Wrong number.
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I don't know, Kirsty, maybe it's better
go back to being a store inspector.
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I can't go back there,
It's too depressing.
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Our first case.
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Boyd and Howe, detectives. Jimmy Boyd
speaking. What's the problem?
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-Our Thing is gone.
-I understand.
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Something is gone.
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Can you describe it? How tall is he?
Does he have birthmarks?
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It is 12 centimeters,
24 when stretching.
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White skin. Cuticle on the pinky.
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But you don't need to find it,
just deliver the ransom.
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We will pay 500 per hour.
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Let's check the schedule
and we will get in touch.
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Everything is fine.
The detectives are coming.
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Oh, if I took
these kidnappers.
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I would give it a left.
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Right-wing!
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Gomez, control yourself.
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You're absolutely right, Tish.
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It's my fault.
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I shouldn't have yelled at him.
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Don't blame yourself. We were
everyone is mad at him.
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I won't get angry anymore.
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From now on, I will be
calm, serene and discreet.
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Jimmy! Stop the joke
and go down from there.
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It's our first case and
We need to make a good impression.
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I am trying!
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Get out of it!
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Come on, they're waiting for us!
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Look, it's all dirty!
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But something pulled me.
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Control yourself. We are detectives
private now.
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Danger is our last name.
We can take care of everything.
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That. We are detectives.
We can...
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Boyd and Howe wait.
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Gomez, detectives are waiting.
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It is important to maintain posture.
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Exactly, the family is in crisis.
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It burns! It burns!
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Why did you stop? Add more.
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Okay, but first...
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Again.
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No hair.
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At least it was painful.
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Thanks for coming.
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Beautiful house.
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So...
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The name of the kidnapping victim is...?
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-Thing.
- Is it the first or last name?
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-�last.
-And which is the first?
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-Thing.
-Thing Thing?
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What kind of name is that?
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-It suits him a lot.
-True.
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He signs as
Thing T. Thing.
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I see, and the "T" is for...?
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Thing.
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Look,
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maybe they need another
thing, maybe a...
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psychiatrist.
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Gomez, they are perfect. The ticket
asked for uninterested people.
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They look good
disinterested.
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Congratulations, you got the job.
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We achieved?
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-Fine.
-Finally!
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We got a job,
Let's be able to pay the bills!
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Where did he go?
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To the dungeon, of course.
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Let's find him.
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"Throw the money in the bin
corner parking at midnight
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or you'll never see the whole Thing again."
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Parking? I would hate to go there
after dark.
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Why? I knew
which is dangerous.
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Only if you have
a lot of money or jewelry.
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Ah, I remembered, the rescue.
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-To the safe.
-Do you have a safe?
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The best and never
They will guess where it is.
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See this picture?
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Spanish doubloons?
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Rhodes Island Deed?
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Bomb?
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How strange.
It should have exploded yesterday.
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Only Fester can ruin it
a stopwatch.
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This is what the kidnappers
They want: diamonds.
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Diamonds? Can I see?
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And as for your payment...
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It's more than a thousand dollars,
we can't...
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We accept.
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It must be the delivery location.
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Do you see Mr. Thing?
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Neither do I.
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Let's go.
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Kirsty!
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Look.
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Chemotherapy is awesome!
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It should make your hair fall out.
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Look, it got worse!
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Fester, what a shame.
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I just wanted Thing
mocked me.
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-We all want it.
-The detectives will bring him in now.
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So, did you bring the Thing?
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We have bad news.
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Very, very, very bad.
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Say, what is it?
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-Thing is...
-We saw it with our own eyes.
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-All that's left...
-Continue.
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Thing is no longer what it was.
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There was almost nothing left of him.
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-Does that mean...
-Yes.
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I'm afraid so.
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He is no longer...
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He died! Mortinho da Silva.
Overturned. Passed away. It's over.
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It went up. He hit the ground running.
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They already understood.
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Sorry...
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-Here are the dollars.
-Please, you can stay.
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Would anyone like to say something?
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-I.
-I.
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What can I say about him...
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He loved Bach, The Beatles,
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rock, paper and scissors.
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I wish they could read your palm,
and play....
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telegraph.
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It's okay, Morticia.
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-I would go first.
-I wouldn't.
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Thing was more than one
extra hand in the house.
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He was a loyal companion.
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A great listener.
And a good card player.
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Not one emotion escaped.
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I remember the first time I saw him.
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I was using a
ring that gives shock.
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Ring that gives shock.
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How could I call you selfish
when had he always been so helpful?
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Always there to give a
pat on the back.
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A thumbs up.
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A fist to cry on.
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I will never forget how I helped
Pugsley with the finger paint.
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It's all my fault!
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I shouldn't have screamed! I'm so
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
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Thing, you're back.
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Fester, your hair is falling out.
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Now that Thing is safe and sound,
I'm going bald again!
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Never run away again, Thing.
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He went to pick up the morning mail.
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And they kidnapped you in the backyard.
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And don't wear green because it makes you fat.
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-I think I misunderstood.
-They threw you in the car
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and they locked you in the glove compartment.
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Then he found an ice pick.
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And he opened the compartment door.
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And the tires of one squealed...
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Maserati.
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Tearing down the fences on a curve
at a thousand kilometers per hour?
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You said it was
kidnapped on a Sunday.
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Kidnappers work
on weekends?
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There must be a lack of manpower.
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But we didn't receive
mail on Sundays.
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Thing, go back and tell the truth.
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I understand, he faked his own kidnapping
to see if we cared.
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Well, I found it familiar
the handwriting on the ticket.
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The diamonds.
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Just because we get angry, no
It means we don't love you.
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After all, we are a family.
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Apology accepted.
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Gift.
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Welcome back, Thing.
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Forgive us for forgetting
your birthday?
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That's our Thing,
without a hint of resentment.
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The coolest thing ever.
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Happy belated birthday.
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Make a wish and blow out the candles.
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Hurry, place an order.
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-Excellent!
-Very well, Thing.
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Hey, turn it off!
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Thing, always a joker.
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Let's eat cake.
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Let's all have indigestion together!